Well, the results are pretty much in - the majority of those who left comments don't want to read about the Winehouse, while there's more than a fair few who would like to be updated if anything of note happens. That's why I didn't blog about her commandeering the back seat of a convertible in Camden during the week… or her husband's sex letters to a fellow (female) inmate he's never met. Between Amy and Big Brother, I'm going to have some free time on my hands... *tumbleweeds* Maybe I'll... leave the office for a coffee of something? No, too much too soon! Baby steps, Sheena, baby steps...

But first, it is with a light heart that we bring you your last Amy update for a while. It comes courtesy of Primal Scream's Bobby Gillespie, and it happens to be pertinent to the occasion: "To be honest with you, I think there's a lot of people just hanging around with cameras waiting for that shot when she finally ODs (that'd be newsworthy, right?). It's sick. I feel sorry for her, having 40 blokes outside her house all the time." His heart doesn't bleed so much for Amy's cohort, Pete Doherty: "Well, I think Peter has learnt to manipulate the mass media very well - especially the tabloids. That's how he does his press, I suppose. I think Pete likes the attention." A bit of ironic statement coming from someone who once sang 'I was blind, now I can see.' Winehouse is no different, Booby. Although, you might just have Pete issues considering he was available to have a relationship with Kate Moss?