You don't have to be young to make a t*t out of oneself while inebriated, but it helps - take SeanYoung's recent appearance at the SAG Awards (that's short for Screen Actor's Guild, just in case you all thought actors were finally being awarded for aging gracefully) as an example. Defamer.com reports the Blade Runner actress "began screaming in French" and also enjoyed "breaking into song," but she really took off when Julian Schnabel, director of 'The Diving Bell and the Butterfly,' went to accept his award. Defamer went on to report that the actress started "yelling at him to 'get on with it' and to 'move it on'... Julian yelled back at her to 'have another drink, honey' and started to leave the stage before the crowd yelled at him to stay... He continued to talk, and Sean stood up and made a big production of putting on her white fur coat, walking around in a circle and then taking her seat again." Young was then escorted out of the venue by two security guards, "falling over as she left." According to The New York Post, this isn't the first time the actress has acted bats: "After she and James Woods had a fling during their 1988 film 'The Boost,' Woods filed a lawsuit against her for harassment and what he said was 'a jihad of terror' against him. Years later, a bitter Young said she'd star with Woods again if she could beat him up or kill him in the movie. Young also got weird when she tried to land the role of Catwoman in 'Batman Returns,' donning a homemade costume and trying to confront director Tim Burton during shooting" (although I would take all that info with a side of salt; The New York Post have also stated she's 38-years-old, meaning she would've been 12 doing Blade Runner). Congratulations. Sean - you've just been added to my list of people I wouldn't mind being locked in a lift with, there's been a place going a begging since Jessica Alba got herself pregnant. I know we share a history of sorts, but lifts aren't big and pregnant people make me nervous in general.
