... a career pretty much based on crotch shots. WHO says I'm obsessed??!! Seriously though, people's skewed self-perception never fails to fascinate. Take herself for example: "I like the way I look better now. My thighs aren't as chubby. I'm not kidding. I'm being perfectly honest." She's not totally bats though; "I see myself as practical and handsome, and useful (nice). I don't think of myself as a great beauty. But I think of myself as (a) stylish (crotch piece)." Her healthy outlook, however, does not come without some self-preservatory aids: "I don't look at old pictures of myself. I don't look at pictures of myself from last week. Once I've approved of them, they're gone."
Tell us, Madonna, how do you manage to avoid yourself? You're EVERYWHERE. Like, we've even made a 'Mini Homage to Madonna's Crotch Throughout The Ages' gallery.
