Jonathan Rhys Meyers is on drugs. And that drug is… Jonathan Rhys Meyers. It's an all-consuming narcotic consisting primarily of narcissism, and is accompanied by the uncontrollable drive to touch everybody - even through the medium of photographs. It would seem Jonathan's problem really came to a head when he changed his name from Johnny O'Keeffe and decided that Cork wasn't big enough for him anymore - he now wants to conquer the WORLD and he wants YOU to join him for the journey. Through the sheer strain of his stare he appears to be communicating - "LOOK! You and me, together, we can have the lovely ladies, we can share good times with our fellow men folk, and we can hone the little children to serve in our army of miniature minions! MWUUUU HAW HAW HAW!!" These frightening photos were taken at the New York premiere of his film August Rush, in which he sings this song...