Even that Liz McDonald dress wasn't enough to keep Craig in the competition. Despite the cutaways, the pink piping, the leopard print and the unfortunate flattening effect, Amelia Lily was still deemed a "ready made popstar" by Louis Walsh.

Prior to that point, Craig and Amelia found themselves in the bottom two, sung (or, in the case of Amelia, "shouted") for survival. Gary had voted to send home Amelia, Kelly to send home Craig (no surprises in either mentors' case), Tulisa to send home Amelia, and Louis to send home Craig... resulting in the first DEADLOOOOCKAAH of the series. Why? Because they'd probably been told to keep in Amelia. Despite the fashion mishaps, she's just more marketable.

I could bang on about Rebecca Ferguson/Norah Jones/ Terence Trent Darby/ that dude with the big mole on his face from the 80s (Aaron Neville) remaining stationary on a podium for the last year; Rihanna dressing like a partial Mormon compared to prancing around in her pants last year (she did kindly flash her gusset towards the end of last night's performance, as well as the words 'F*** Off' on her the side of her creepers); Misha B - as Gary put it - "buying her votes"; Janet's tubular hoodie contraption; Dermot's official engagement...

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