The Big Whoop Awards took place in Monaco last night. Really, it's just a ruse for celebrities to enjoy a change of scenery, 'cause surely they're sick to death of looking at Cannes at this stage.
In the red carpet gallery, you can expect to see such musical luminaries as The Scorpions, Robin Gibb, Jennifer Lopez and Mr. Limpet, as well as Rachel Hunter, the entire Hilton clan, Hayden Panetierre, Victoria Silvstedt, and Michelle Rodriguez in not one but two outfits.
Someone else providing us with two outfits is JLo, who performed on the night in a most unflattering, stumpifying number. That didn't stop her picking up the award for 'Legend for Outstanding Contribution to the Arts', however. Nothing quite says contribution to the arts quite like a stirring rendition of Jenny From The Block.
The all-important winners can be seen below.
World Meh Awards 2010 winners:
World's Best Single: Lady GaGa - Poker Face
World's Best Album: Lady GaGa - The Fame
World's Best Pop Artist: The Black Eyed Peas
World's Best Pop/Rock Artist: Lady GaGa
World's Best Rock Artist: U2
World's Best R&B Artist: The Black Eyed Peas
World's Best Hip-Hop Artist: The Black Eyed Peas
World's Best New Artist: Lady GaGa
World's Best Classical Artist: Andrea Bocelli
World's Best DJ: David Guetta
Legend for Outstanding Contribution to the Arts: Jennifer Lopez
Rock Legends: Scorpions
World's Best Producer: David Guetta
Best-selling UK Artist: Susan Boyle
Best-selling US Artist: Lady GaGa
Lady GaGa failed to attend. Funny that. There are rumours Peter Andre made it, though.