And here's how you're going to lose your appetite today. Gloria Chubb (which is probably the most unfortunate surname) was making her dinner as norm when her son went to serve himself some green beans and a lump fell out onto the plate. She thought it was mouldy bacon because 'they have bacon in them sometimes' (a delicacy we're thankfully relieved from), but it wasn't. It was very much a dead toad.

And what did she get for her troubles? $50 and an apology. At least she's not a worrywart and concedes it was just a terrible croak of luck.