We've all unfortunately dealt with a less than pleasantly odoured toilet in our time, and yes it can be pretty much the most abhorrent thing to ever have to go through, but it's never so bad that you go straight to the cutlery drawer to sort it out.

29-year-old Emi Mamiya was arrested by police in Tokyo on suspicion of attempted murder for allegedly slashing her husband's face with a knife after he left an intolerable stink in the toilet.

According to Japan Times, Mamiya lost the plot when her partner emerged from the bathroom and left behind a smell so bad that they're child could not even use it and then he tried to help their 3-year-old use the bathroom without washing his hands first.

There's a lesson here for everyone. And that lesson is light a match.