Yep, we too just presumed Dame Helen Mirren would've had a rake load of Tonys bursting forth from the confines of her downstairs loo, but that's not the case. She has, finally, won the Oscar of the Theatre World thanks to her portrayal of (unsurprisingly) Queen Elizabeth the II in The Audience. 

Other famous faces at the event who didn't go home with awards include Bradley Cooper, Carey Mulligan, and Bill Nighy.

Host Kristin Chenoweth also didn't get to go home with an award for Best Actress in a Musica;, but at least she got to crawl out of co-host Alan Cumming's hoop...

BEST MUSICAL
An American in Paris
WINNER: Fun Home
Something Rotten!
The Visit

BEST PLAY
WINNER: The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-Time
Disgraced
Hand to God
Wolf Hall: Parts One & Two

BEST REVIVAL OF A MUSICAL
WINNER: The King and I
On the Town
On the Twentieth Century

BEST REVIVAL OF A PLAY
The Elephant Man
WINNER: Skylight
This Is Our Youth
You Can’t Take It With You

BEST ACTOR IN A MUSICAL
WINNER: Michael Cerveris, Fun Home
Robert Fairchild, An American in Paris
Brian d’Arcy James, Something Rotten!
Ken Watanabe, The King and I
Tony Yazbeck, On the Town

BEST ACTOR IN A PLAY
Steven Boyer, Hand to God
Bradley Cooper, The Elephant Man
Ben Miles, Wolf Hall: Parts One & Two
Bill Nighy, Skylight
WINNER: Alex Sharp, The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-Time

BEST ACTRESS IN A MUSICAL
Kristin Chenoweth, On the Twentieth Century
Leanne Cope, An American in Paris
Beth Malone, Fun Home
WINNER: Kelli O’Hara, The King and I
Chita Rivera, The Visit

BEST ACTRESS IN A PLAY
Geneva Carr, Hand to God
WINNER: Helen Mirren, The Audience
Elisabeth Moss, The Heidi Chronicles
Carey Mulligan, Skylight
Ruth Wilson, Constellations

FEATURED ACTOR IN A MUSICAL
WINNER: Christian Borle, Something Rotten!
Andy Karl, On the Twentieth Century
Brad Oscar, Something Rotten!
Brandon Uranowitz, An American in Paris
Max von Essen, An American in Paris

FEATURED ACTRESS IN A MUSICAL
Victoria Clarke, Gigi
Judy Kuhn, Fun Home
Sydney Lucas, Fun Home
WINNER: Ruthie Ann Miles, The King and I
Emily Skeggs, Fun Home

FEATURED ACTOR IN A PLAY
Matthew Beard, Skylight
K. Todd Freeman, Airline Highway
WINNER: Richard McCabe, The Audience
Alessandro Nivola, The Elephant Man
Nathaniel Parker, Wolf Hall: Parts One & Two
Micah Stock, It’s Only a Play

FEATURED ACTRESS IN A PLAY
WINNER: Annaleigh Ashford, You Can’t Take It With You
Patricia Clarkson, The Elephant Man
Lydia Leonard, Wolf Hall: Parts One & Two
Sarah Stiles, Hand to God
Julie White, Airline Highway

BEST DIRECTION OF A MUSICAL
WINNER: Sam Gold, Fun Home
Casey Nicholaw, Something Rotten!
John Rando, On the Town
Bartlett Sher, The King and I
Christopher Wheeldon, An American in Paris

BEST DIRECTION OF A PLAY
Stephen Daldry, Skylight
WINNER: Marianne Elliott, The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-Time
Scott Ellis, You Can’t Take It with You
Jeremy Herrin, Wolf Hall: Parts One & Two
Moritz von Stuelpnagel, Hand to God

BEST BOOK OF A MUSICAL
Craig Lucas, An American in Paris
WINNER: Lisa Kron, Fun Home
Karey Kirkpatrick and John O’Farrell, Something Rotten!
Terence McNally, The Visit

BEST ORIGINAL SCORE
WINNER: Jeanine Tesori and Lisa Kron, Fun Home
Sting, The Last Ship
Wayne Kirkpatrick and Karey Kirkpatrick, Something Rotten!
John Kander and Fred Ebb, The Visit

BEST SCENIC DESIGN OF A PLAY
WINNER: Bunny Christie and Finn Ross, The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-Time
Bob Crowley, Skylight
Christopher Oram, Wolf Hall: Parts One & Two
David Rockwell, You Can’t Take It with You

BEST SCENIC DESIGN OF A MUSICAL
WINNER: Bob Crowley and 59 Productions, An American in Paris
David Rockwell, On the Twentieth Century
Michael Yeargan, The King and I
David Zinn, Fun Home

BEST COSTUME DESIGN OF A PLAY
Bob Crowley, The Audience
Jane Greenwood, You Can’t Take It with You
WINNER: Christopher Oram, Wolf Hall: Parts One & Two
David Zinn, Airline Highway

BEST COSTUME DESIGN OF A MUSICAL
Gregg Barnes, Something Rotten!
Bob Crowley, An American in Paris
William Ivey Long, On the Twentieth Century
WINNER: Catherine Zuber, The King and I

BEST LIGHTING DESIGN OF A PLAY
WINNER: Paule Constable, The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-Time
Paule Constable and David Plater, Wolf Hall: Parts One & Two
Natasha Katz, Skylight
Japhy Weideman, Airline Highway

BEST LIGHTING DESIGN OF A MUSICAL
Donald Holder, The King and I
WINNER: Natasha Katz, An American in Paris
Ben Stanton, Fun Home
Japhy Weideman, The Visit

BEST ORCHESTRATIONS
WINNER: Christopher Austin, Don Sebesky, Bill Elliott, An American in Paris
John Clancy, Fun Home
Larry Hochman, Something Rotten!
Rob Mathes, The Last Ship