Hours after a picture of her, sprawled akimbo across a boozer's bench, made it into The Sun, Winehouse half-wrestled her new breasts into a black dress to make a boob out of herself at the launch of an African-themed restaurant - specifically in front of the guest of honour - the actual King of Zulus, Goodwill Zwelithini.
The Sun reports: "The pair (that being herself and Reg) arrived late - and in Amy's case smashed - before taking their seats at the head table. While the other 200 diners gave the king a standing ovation when he entered the room, Reg was dragging Amy on to her feet in a bid to show some respect. The king then made a 15-minute speech which Amy ignored as she nodded off on Reg's lap in full view of the king. A source said: 'It was embarrassing. Amy was in a state. People were cringing. Before the king arrived she was downing glasses of wine and snogging the face off Reg. She completely insulted the king during his speech. Amy showed no respect.' At one stage Amy was talking to people on her table with her boob hanging out of her dress. Reg had to keep tucking it in... His arm was permanently wrapped around her and he kept kissing her on the cheek while attempting to control her antics. Reg also knows when enough is enough. At 9pm he escorted Amy through the Shaka Zulu Restaurant in Camden to the back door, where he put her in a cab."
And out came this at the other end. You might want to shield your eyes, she's gone out of her way to leave little to the imagination.... hang on, this was on the way IN to the event? Good Christ. Let me put this in terms you might find easy to understand: "COOOOOHR, SORT TIT AAAHT LAV. YOU IZ WELL FACKED, SHO YOSELF SUM RESPEC' INNIT."
