There's nothing more annoying when you're lolling about your hotel room and the maid lands in to clean, you feel ousted from your home. Obviously Amy takes this notion to the extreme, not permitting any cleaning staff into her Riverbank Plaza Hotel hotel room for the last two weeks. Staff only managed to gain access to the room when Amy was crack dancing her way through the BRITS, and this is what they found: "It was carnage... It was covered in booze and fag butts, absolutely disgusting. The bed hadn't been changed since she arrived and most of the room had been used as an ashtray. There was dirty underwear everywhere and the place smelt incredibly stale. She had taken a mirror off the wall and laid it on the floor. One can only guess what for. She'd also taken down all the pictures. The bath had to be scrubbed and unblocked from balls of matted hair. It took three maids two hours to get it in a habitable order." Ah c'mon, guys - she was just trying to make it homely...
