Megan Fox recently said: "I don't want to have to be like a Scarlett Johansson - who I have nothing against - but I don't want to have to go on talk shows and pull out every single SAT word I’ve ever learned to prove, like, 'Take me seriously, I am intelligent, I can speak.' I don't want... to do that."

Instead of striking a deal with the world whereby she'll forever be a stunning mute parading around in delightfully undersized Von Dutch T-shirts, Megan decided to display her krayzeeee sense of humour to the readers of Esquire (who most definitely parted with their cash for the articles):

"Let me tell you what it's really about. High School Musical is about this group of boys who are all being molested by the basketball coach, who is Zac Efron's dad. It's about them struggling to cope with this molestation. And they have these little girlfriends, who are their beards. Oh, and somehow there's music involved. You have to get stoned and watch it." Ah Megan, even you can't make paedophile jokes funny. Shame; they're quite popular amongst the largely ignorant.

Megan then progressed to talk about her bisexual tendencies, saying there's "no question in my mind about being bisexual." But, before you start presuming she's fair game, she said: "I would never date a girl who was bisexual (like Megan is), because that means they also sleep with men, and men are so dirty that I'd never want to sleep with a girl who had slept with a man."

*GASPS* ... So that means Brian Austin Green is a reverse LADYBOY - at last, it all makes sense!!!
On a sincere note, Megan; Mother Nature makes some people sooo pretty that they need never open their mouths... to talk. You're one of those special people. Huuusshhh *pats head*