We could just stare at Cameron Diaz's muscles in down lighting at the CinemaCon 2012 Pioneer of The Year Awards, or ogle Rob Lowe at the latest Tribeca screening, but this gallery would be nothing - let's repeat that - NOTHING, without the wonder that is Sue Pollard.
Not to be confused with Jenny Éclair (which my mind does regularly, it's a mental block, I think they're the same person, what with the glasses and generally trying a bit too hard. Speaking of which, behold Patrick Kielty's doppleganger. Isn't that exciting…), Sue Pollard appeared in Hi-De-Hi and dresses like this. i.e. in Cyndi Lauper's entire wardrobe. She even has a Sainsbury's bag full of Cyndi's accessories, AND her shower curtain employed as a dress.
Just lookit, you could actually stare at her all day and still your subconscious won't let you take in everything for fear of a brain implosion *drool dribbles from ears* Laura Whitmore and Amber Atherton look positively underdressed by comparison.
Those who also got the joy of seeing Pollard in the flesh included Ruth Negga, Katie Piper, Helen George's highly-groomed eyebrows, Perdita Weeks, and Will's sexy mum.
