Gary Coleman's finally gotten his end away with a 5ft 7in 22-year-old redhead from Utah called Shannon Price. The 40-year-old star of Different Strokes, who married Shannon in secret on a mountain top last August, said of the union: "I never got the opportunity to be romantic or feel romantic with anyone." Before you collectively release an "awwww", there's more: "I don't have issues with age, I have issues with intelligence. She's more intelligent than I am, and that's what matters to me." No, no, hang on - you haven't heard Shannon's side yet: "He was 10 feet tall to me because he was sweet... He lets his anger conquer him sometimes. He throws things around, and sometimes he throws it in my direction. I don't like the violence." Well, that's what you get when you marry a 40-year-old, 4ft 8in virgin and one-time child star who's threatened by your intelligence, sweetie. On a positive note, you can choose not to put up with it.