Don't worry, kids, Santa's just trying to help Miley find her dignity. That and you can tell he's not the real one, 'cause of the pencil beard and the prop booze bottle (and the fact that he's Miley's mate, Cheyne Thomas). The real Santa's far too busy getting ready to visit your house on Christmas Eve to be carrying on in this manner.

Yeah, so here's Miss Cyrus doing her thang for female kind everywhere again, this time at KIIS FM's Jingle Bell Ball in LA over the weekend. New items this time around include the aforementioned hairstyle, and the surprisingly welcomed addition of a hairy bag in front of her special area. Oh, and obviously Santa Claus is involved, it being Christmas 'n all.

Other slightly more surprising Jingle Bell Ball action comes in the form of Selena Gomez getting a strop on while performing, resulting in this unfortunate incident involving 'F bombs' and dodgy sound.