Poor Tara Reid, she feels persecuted by the press for just, you know, letting her extensions down: "What have I ever really done? Dance on a table? When Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton got their DUIs they got punished, they deserved it. But my punishment, I don't feel like it fits the crime. I don't understand why people punish others for being happy." It might be more fitting to saying people judge others for being habitually drunk in public. Being constantly confronted by photos of someone falling in/out of cars, off various impromptu dance podiums (tables, steps, etc), flashing their (thankfully clothed) nethers or enhanced chest could be seen as a punishment all round, Tara, but you don't hear me complaining. Perhaps you should take stock and be thankful for your alleged 'punishment'; it's something of a career now given American Pie/the odd appearance in Scrubs are now but distant memories.
