When this gallery first made itself known on WENN it only included photos of Madonna. So I merrily started hammering out a story about how no one turned up to her New York premiere. Story complete, I returned to upload the gallery, and all these feckers turned up in the meantime.
Folk from the world of fashion, likeCalvin Klein, Rachel Roy, Diane Von Furstenberg, the dude from Queer Eye, Zac Posen posing, Ronaldo's bird Irina Shayk, Jessica White's groin, and a rapidly evaporating "former plus sized model" Crystal Renn… There were delightful randomers likeIvanka Trump, and not at all attention deprivedLady Bunny, alongside music legend (I'm blatantly overlooking the recent dalliance with Metallica) Lou Reed...
But what about people from the world of film, the world Madonna is desperately trying to infiltrate. Apart from those duty bound to turn up, like stars Andrea Riseborough(no prizes for guessing who chose that yoke of a dress for her) andJames D'Arcy, we have Julia Styles, Lucy (I appear to have a thing for Teal) Lawless, andPretty in Pink's Blane McDonnagh/Mannequin's Jonathan Switcher… OK, at least they're recognisable, but they've hardly set the acting universe ablaze. But all was not lost... Ewan McGregor turned up. Dressed as Bono. Her lucky star was indeed shining on Madge last night.
While we're at it, what do you think of her get up? She clearly wants you to pass comment on it, otherwise she would've gone with something slightly more understated. This was Plan B by the way; she originally wanted to wear a crystal encrusted basque (probably teamed with a pair of pants that had the W.E. trailer playing on a loop on the external gusset), but then Lourdes said something along the lines of "It's not very director, Mom."
Does plumes of tulle in need of constant tweekage strikes the right directorial tone?
