We hope Sukie Waterhouse isn't looking for babies any time soon... Just saying.

Here's Bradley Cooper, proudly peacocking (stop it) about in a pair of shorts apparently intent on cutting him in two, on the set of his new film American Sniper.

The film, which also stars Sienna Miller in an array of dodgy undergarments, centers on a "Navy SEAL recounting his military career, which includes more than 150 confirmed kills." You could blind a man at forty paces with those thighs.