You've just been staring at the posterior belonging to "Bob" - an alligator living in captivity thanks to her (yes, "her") glaring lack of a tale. Without her tail, Bob is unable to swim, defend herself, feed herself, or generally live the life of your average gator in the wild. Thankfully this friendly soul from Kamp Kenan has taken Bob in, and seems to be intent on keeping her off the Japanese erotica market (apparently they have a thing for dragons and seemingly all things scaly over there) - despite feeling the need to point out her "cute butt."

Be warned, Bob's Butt will feature heavily throughout your Monday thanks to your brain constantly trying to make sense of it all.