The survival stories doing the rounds of late are truly amazing. Meet Amber Pangborn. She is a 35-year-old California woman who reportedly went into labour en route to her parent's house.
She claims she tried to take a shortcut through the woods, before giving birth to a baby girl. Then they were attacked by a swarm of bees (because "they wanted the placenta", obvs) before "Mommy started a forest fire." Well, it was the only way she was going to draw attention to herself to get rescued.
As for what Amber survived on; three apples, a bottle of water, and a can of fizzy pop.