It's time to wake up, sheeple. You're living in a dream world.
And Francis 'Viper of Truth' Higgins is going to blow this whole thing open and wake everyone up with his truthiness.
No, but seriously, your man off the telly is spouting a load of crap and it's funny.
Watch the video already.
He's like John Oliver, except he's not English and he's not on HBO. Other than that, totally the same thing.