We'll clarify that - compared to say, Brad Pitt or Patrick Dempsey or Vincent Browne, this guy's pretty unattractive.
Yet, somehow, Earl Okin manages to woo an audience of ladies into giggling schoolgirls with a saucy, sensual rendition of My Room.
Earl Okin, who was basically the progenitor of Flight of the Conchords, has had a pretty remarkable career.
This song, however, will have you utterly, completely breathless.
Take a cold shower after you've watched this.