I guess they didn't. Still, at least you've demonstrated the power of make up and that jiggery pokery in the facial area doesn't need to be one's first port of call.

Uma doesn't talk about her make up for over four minutes; she's instead promoting her series The Slap (the irony isn't lost on us giving everyone's obsession with her make up of late). We've left that in case that's of more interest than mascara. For everyone else, they start talking about makeupgate around the 2:20 mark.

If you're a fan of Uma's look, here's her make up artist pointing out what Tilda Swinton has been doing for years...