Is there anything more cringingly naff and fremdschämen inducing than teachers trying to be "cool"?

No, there isn't. And when Durham Academy (an "elite private school") in North Carolina's Head of School Michael Ulku-Steiner and his assistant Lee Hark start rewording 'Ice, Ice, Baby' for their own school closure announcement. We're sure most of these kids would rather the school never close again than face this once more.

Via Gawker