You may or may not have heard of the University of Maryland Delta Gamma sorority e-mail that's doing the rounds on the internet, in which the head of the sorority Rebecca Martinson berates her fellow Delta Gammas for being 'f*cking WEIRD' and other choice words that really aren't fit for human eyes or ears (the 'c' word gets a mention in a distressing fashion), but this being the internet and the age we live in, it of course has gone viral. If you have any sensitivities to bad language, stop right here and maybe go look at some puppies.

Lo and behold, it was only a matter of time before someone made a spoken word reenactment of the missive and below are the two that truly capture the essence of the words. First, we have actor Michael Shannon (he of Boardwalk Empire and soon to be General Zod in Man of Steel) in a Godfather-esque dramatic reading of the e-mail for Funny or Die.

Then we have viral web-series The Most Popular Girls In School, which is expletive-ridden on a normal basis and so the e-mail almost feels like an excerpt from the show. The Barbie does add a nice touch though.