Just look at this two-handed God-awful shitshow.

Donald Trump's psychotic tug-and-pull handshake technique is now world famous thanks in part to the resistance of some, like Emmanuel Macron, to its ways. And as he was leaving Paris at the end of the Bastille Day festivities with the French president, it reared its ugly head again in the worst possible way.

And while it would have been fine to leave the two presidents to play tug of war with each other, it got even worse when he then roped Emmanuel Macron's wife into the debacle.

Truly, truly painful. Even more so without the above commentary.