If, like us, you've been watching and absolutely obsessing about True Detective, you'll know that good 'oul Rusty Cohle's metaphysical rants can confuse the best of us. So what would it be like if he went to a playschool and did his "time is a flat circle" rant in front of kids? Well, somebody went out and did just that. And the results are hilarious. Also, check out that dude's pitch-perfect McConaughey impression.

Have a watch!