"Mojo - what they done to you?!" Well, no, it's not as bad as that. This little monkey - we're sure there's a specific genus / subspecies for it - has been trained to pick you up a refreshing drink from the can machine. Except, well, you'll see. Real question - why's he wearing a diaper? Is that actually a thing for monkeys? Because honestly, that's kind of gross. You think of monkeys has just not wearing anything, like King Louie in Jungle Book. The thought of them pooing makes us kinda queasy.

Where were we?