This is why people say 'no kids' at their weddings. Although if that had happened at this one it would have been zero craic.
The ring bearer below decided somewhat confusingly that he wanted to take the mantle of carrying the rings and throwing out the petals for the bride to tread on by turning it into a competition with the flower girl that he was determined to win. And win he did, before the poor flower girl could even get to the bottom of the aisle.
How did he celebrate? High fives all round. At least the people in attendance were able to recognise a champ when they see one.