We like big butts and we cannot lie. So when we saw this funny little cartoon extolling the virtues of a rump, we just had to share it. 

Who doesn't love a good butt? But, have you also considered everyone calls a smart person a wise-ass? Or a stupid person a dumb-ass? It's because your butt is a part of you. And we think that's beautiful.

Booty-ful, even. (groan)