Having not received our call back from the Step Up franchise (we auditioned for numbers 1-8, but thought the series lost steam after that) we've never been involved in a dance battle, but we could only assume that it would go something like this.

You've probably guessed from the fact that we've featured this video at all (and the title) that the skinny, unassuming guy produces a display of slick moves the like of which you'd never believe, but just shut up and watch it already. Welcome to the internet.