Mad Max. Go karts. Paintball. Just shut up and take all our money.
Unfortunately this was a stunt paid for to promote the forthcoming Mad Max video game, but if these can do it, surely Universal Studios can make a version of it that we can all visit, right? They made a Harry Potter theme park, they can certainly make a Mad Max go kart track where we get to fire paintballs at each other. We'd happily sign any waiver that let us have a go at this.