It's safe to say gorillas are an aggressive sort, aren't they?
Look at them, for feck sake. They're all furry and you never see them smile. Unless they're mauling some poor unfortunate to death.
Stefan Nolan was in Berlin recently and decided to kill some time by taking a stroll through the gorilla pen.
Needless to say, he got more than he bargained for.
Also, was it poop or was it a brick? Answers on a postcard, please.