Have you ever looked at something and thought, "Wow, I really wish that thing was on fire," but then realised that you're not close enough to set said thing on fire?
You need never have that feeling again, folks. PYRO is a brand-new (it totally isn't) invention that will allow you to see things on fire by hiding a watch-like strap up your wrist.
That's right - you hide a flammable liquid and the means to spark it on your person. That totally won't ever backfire on you.
Admittedly, the product is most likely for magicians - sorry, illusionists - so there's no chance you're going to see this in an Argos catalogue any time soon.
That said, the creators intend to mass-market thing and sell it. Good luck with the lawsuits, guy.
Here's their ultra-cringey promo video. LOOK AT ALL THE CAMERA SPINNING.
And here's the first thing we thought of when we saw this.