If this chameleon was a person, he'd be like one of those guys on The Wire.
He don't take no ish off anyone. You feel? Gotta be handy with the steel, if you know what we mean, earn you keep.
But you can't be any geek off the street either.
We fully expect Snoop Dogg to attempt to adopt this chameleon if its owner wants to get rid.
We also deeply apologise for being ridiculously white just there.