Welcome to the gun show, mate.
This more than six-foot-tall, 209lb kangaroo has recently moved into the suburbs of Brisbane, hanging out on playgrounds and other public areas and intimidating the crap out of locals.
Bizarrely nicknamed 'Dave', he's been ID'd regularly thanks to his split left ear (evidence of fighting and living to tell the tale) and giant upper body. "He's got massive, massive muscles, big pecs, and everything," one woman tells local news in the report below. "I don't really want to take him on."
She's not the only one.