Deep breaths people, we'll all get through this overwhelming mix of emotions if we just stay calm.
Benjamin the pygmy goat was abandoned by his mother after he was born and has been hand raised by a Yorkshire man named Tom ever since, which has resulted in Benjamin becoming almost canine in his level of loyal and loving companionship. And of course he's ridiculously cute.
Top marks for the BBC for this stellar combination of sound and image. Day. Made.