Just when you think the internet can't lower the bar of awkward any lower, Distractify decided to test the bounds of human discomfort by sitting down some mothers and getting them to try and figure out the meaning of some porn terminology.

Things start off relatively mild but go downhill rapidly and it's pretty safe to say all of this is NSFW. And also not safe for your soul.

We need to go take a shower.

Via Distractify