We were going to say no proper D4 bloke would be caught dead with a hipster beard the likes that is sported in this The Wolf of Wall Street parody, but then we remembered Gordon 'Birds Nest' D'Arcy. Not that these guys would have any clue who that was.
Considering all the different Irish university parodies of The Wolf of Wall Street doing the rounds online, it's surprising that no one went down the Ross O'Carroll-Kelly route sooner. Maybe because it's slightly too close to the bone, seeing as lads like this actually exist. Unfortunately.