We "teeeewtilly" imagine that Woody has this reaction - A LOT. Of the revelation, he says: "I honestly never put that together. They have the same last name - of course, I should have thought of it. It never even occurred to me."

His cup may be full of "scotch", but I'd wager that ruse teabag of his is "teeeewtilly" stuffed with some form of skunk.