By now, you've seen the infamous John Lewis advertisement that's all very sad and happy with a man on the moon with a telescope.
And while everyone's been gushing over how cute and emotional it is, we've been waiting eagerly for someone to take the p** out of it because, well, it needs it.
And sure enough, someone did. Take a look.
Because nothing says Christmas like planetary genocide with a giant laser cannon used by a homicidal cyborg with bad asthma.
Merry Christmas, everyone!