About a week ago, Irish guy Riyadh Khalaf made a video that went a little viral, where he got his mother to read out the messages he was getting on Grindr.
That got him a lot of attention online, so much so that a member of the Westboro Baptist Church saw his video, and decided to leave a comment on it, telling him that he was going to hell.
This worried Riyadh a little bit, so he decided that he'd better give ol' Shirley Phelps a call and see if she had any advice on how he could end up avoiding eternal damnation. The resulting phone call makes for some interesting listening.
Hopefully Shirley gets back in touch with answers to his questions, as we're worried about the whole Taylor Swift lipsync thing. Hell is going to be pretty crowded if we can't enjoy the works of T. Swift anymore.