So now you know what if would have been like to be there in the room for this scene. Swayze's a lot less attractive when he's accompanied by squeaks and grunts as he thrusts his way across stage and out into the audience.
We've featured Mario Wienerroither's music videos without music before, but none of them have been as brilliantly awkward as this.
And here's the original, if you now find yourself craving some '80s throwback of a Monday. Just don't go trying that lift at lunchtime, it won't end well.