The guys and gals at Asap Science have been blowing our minds on a regular basis ever since they started bringing their own unique brand of science education to the web and today they're here to teach us about all the ways Facebook and Twitter are destroying our brains. Great.

Okay, they say 'changing' not 'destroying', but it may as well be the same thing because some of these facts are terrifying. Phantom vibrations are real. Our brains are being rewired by machines. We're about 4 steps away from being living batteries for robot overlords.

Silver lining? At least there are stats that now back up the fact that meeting your current boo on Tinder might have actually been better than if you'd met them in real life. Yay for Tinder! We're still throwing everything out and going to live in a cave though.