Bros gotta bro, yo.
The internet is full of things that just feel plain wrong to observe and leave you feeling unclean after, and crushing fruit between your legs is definitely one of them.
Having allegedly been asked to try and crush a watermelon between his thighs by his fiancée, Matt Gibson was apparently only too happy to oblige.
The action is weird, the sigh after is weirder.
Please don't try this at home. Or do, we're not your mother.