First off, who doesn't love St. Bernards? They're big, fluffy and they slobber everywhere. Not only that, they're ridiculously smart. This guy, who's named Jub-Jub, is set to become a superstar. Watch how he pees all over a sand castle, then tries to smack-talk an actual tiger and generally has the craic being a dog.

Can we get one? PUH-LEASE?