Cher's Believe has a lot to answer for. That was the moment people who couldn't sing grabbed hold of the auto-tuner and throttled it to death.

So, here we have 33-year-old Paris Hilton, perched on a candyfloss cloud, wiggling awkwardly beside a crescent moon, and generally reenacting play time with her Unicorn My Little Pony. Poor creature. There's also a close up of "her" boobs around the 1:53 mark.