Paging Mr. L. Jackson, paging Mr. L. Jackson.
Say your prayers to St. Patrick that our little emerald isle is free from all those that slither today and count yourselves lucky that this isn't something you could come across in your local park. London police were called to Plashet Park in East London last week after residents found not one but two 8ft long boa constrictors near the children's play area, and ended up catching the two snakes with nothing other than a brown bag and a litter picker.
We really identify with the female officer here. There's no way in hell we'd stick around for this sort of thing, even if we were cops.