Ever wondered what The Expendables would have been like if it was all about a big truck full of bread?

Well it seems that Sly Stallone and the folks at Warburtons have, as they dreamed up this incredibly bizarre advert that features the man himself pitching an idea for his latest movie (all about bread) to them that touches on some of his most famous roles. 

The ad premiered over the weekend during Britain's Got Talent, and we still haven't made up our minds as to whether this is pure genius or actually truly woeful. The quality puns have us probably falling on the side of the former, however.