Who wants to volunteer as tribute and tell Shia that "What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas" is just a saying and not a legally binding thing, unlike actual marriage.

We're going to take this with dump truck full of salt because we're not convinced that anything Shia LaBeouf does isn't just 'art' and we're being trolled but according to reports, LaBeouf did actually marry girlfriend Mia Goth  in Las Vegas yesterday, streaming the whole thing online.

TMZ streamed the whole thing, which was officiated by an Elvis Presley impersonator and indeed looked like something straight out of David Lynch's mind.

But they look very happy so congrats Shia and Mia! Britney is only down the road if you need advice on a lawyer who does quick annulments.